Wednesday, October 22, 2014

How To Boil A Frog

By: Carol Maxym Ph.D.

HOW TO BOIL A FROG:  RECIPE:

1.         Place frog in large pot of cool water.  Place pot on stove.
2.         Continue to heat slowly, being careful not to increase heat too rapidly.  Frog will acclimate 
            itself to the temperature and does not seek to escape to save itself.
3.         Continue cooking over slowly increasing heat until thoroughly cooked.

CAUTION:  Dropping the frog directly into boiling water, will cause it to
       jump right out to save itself.

HOW A TEEN BOILS A FAMILY:  RECIPE 

Using low but constant tension, agitating continuously:
1.         Intimidate and bully parents. 
2.         Making certain not to bring to a quick boil, carefully combine lies
with manipulations.  Add a pinch of need to be rescued.  
3.         Making sure to keep parents unaware of the increasing confusion,
pit parents against each other until they explode.  Be sure to allow
parents to justify, excuse, and rationalize the increasing chaos,
unhappiness, and failure.

CAUTION: If you act too precipitously, your family may realize what you
     are doing and react.

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